Hotel Snapshot
Sixty minutes out of Brisbane, Australia, and you’re nowhere near the city anymore. Instead, it’s 12,000 acres of bush, the sort of expanse that makes your phone feel irrelevant. Spicers Hidden Vale isn’t some glass-and-marble resort trying to impress. It’s looser than that, more farmhouse with good taste than hotel lobby with scented candles. The fireplaces crackle, the skies go on forever, and mornings come with only one question worth asking: stay horizontal, or go get dusty. Either answer, frankly, feels like a victory.
Design & Character
Imagine a country home that’s been lived in for generations, but never lost its charm. Wide verandas catch the breeze. Couches that swallow you whole. Timber floors that creak in all the right ways. The old Queensland homestead sits at the center of it all—guests drifting through with a glass of wine, a chessboard, or nothing more than time to kill.
The cottages and cabins are scattered across the landscape—timber, stone, a touch weathered, polished just enough. Chickens pick at the garden beds, and kangaroos graze by the porches. Country charm, yes, but with the ease and comfort of a modern retreat layered in.
The Rooms
Forget uniformity. Some spaces are tiny timber cabins built for two, with fireplaces that practically demand you curl up beside them. Others open wide—airy suites where the light pours in. Then there are the cottages: two bedrooms, sometimes four, complete with kitchens, living rooms, and verandas made for long evenings with a bottle of wine. They don’t feel like “rooms.” They feel like farmhouses you lucked into borrowing.
Insider tip? Cottages 19–22. That’s where the kangaroos like to hang out in the mornings.
The Food & Drink Situation
Homage is the kind of restaurant that doesn’t just flirt with the farm-to-table movement; it married it and moved in next door. Most of what you eat was either dug up, plucked, or raised on the property itself. The rest comes from neighbors who seem to live solely to keep the kitchen happy. The menu changes constantly—duck if it waddled in that morning, heirloom vegetables if the gardener says so—and the smokehouse ensures that almost everything has a faint whiff of drama.
If you prefer your dinner without theatrics, The Barn is the fallback: rustic, hearty, and best enjoyed after a day on the trails when you’ve earned something comforting.
The Amenities
The property itself is the main draw — acres and acres of bush that just keep going. Still, there are the extras. Two pools (the infinity one gets all the attention, the other is more forgiving if you want to flop). Tennis courts. A playground, the kids seem to prefer over the chickens, though that’s debatable. Trails for hiking and biking that are honestly better than you’d expect. And, if you’re game, a 4WD ride that rattles your teeth and leaves you dusty and grinning. There’s even a koala safari, which sounds like a gimmick until you realize it’s not.
Spa & Wellness Scoop
No marble-clad temple of wellness here, and thank God for that. Wellness at Hidden Vale is baked into the bush. Walk the trails until your legs protest. Bike them if you want to feel smug. Hit a tennis ball until the sun goes down. Float in one of the pools until you’re more buoy than human. Or, do absolutely nothing—just sit on the porch with tea in hand while kangaroos graze in the background like extras in your own pastoral film. That’s the spa treatment.
Location & Neighborhood Recs
“Neighborhood” is a stretch. Hidden Vale sits near the Scenic Rim, which is more fertile hills and farmland than boutiques and bars. Day trips exist—vineyards for the thirsty, old country towns for the curious, Main Range National Park for the energetic. But the truth is, most guests don’t bother leaving. Why would they? The property has its own rhythm: shifting light, bush trails, wildlife cameos. In other words, a neighborhood of one.
Fast Facts
Location: Grandchester, Queensland, Australia
Vibe: Luxury lodge meets Aussie bush escape
Rating: Four-star retreat
Room Count: Mix of suites, cabins, and cottages
Pricing: From AUD $600+ per night
Our Favorite Thing About the Hotel: The kangaroos grazing casually by cottages 19–22 at dawn
Dining: Homage (award-winning paddock-to-plate dining), The Barn (rustic, relaxed eats)
Amenities: Infinity pool, mountain biking, hiking trails, tennis courts
Nearby Attractions: Scenic Rim wineries, Main Range National Park, historic Grandchester
Airport: About 1 hour from Brisbane (BNE)